The onset of the Early Mid-Thirties
Guess what Helen got for her birthday, kids!
Was it...
A) Her period
B) A zit with its own weather system
C) Three pounds heavier
D) Lots of awesome messages and calls from people she effin' loves
E) A surprise visit from a much-hearted Denver kid
E) A wonderful upscale Chinese lunch, complete with birthday mousse
F) A digital copy of Punk Rock Girl from Eric
G) A Freedom Tower
H) Madly, totally, awesomely laid
I) All of the above
J) All of the above except laid
Guess! G'head!
Giant tampons or upside-down birthday candles? You be the judge!
Was it...
A) Her period
B) A zit with its own weather system
C) Three pounds heavier
D) Lots of awesome messages and calls from people she effin' loves
E) A surprise visit from a much-hearted Denver kid
E) A wonderful upscale Chinese lunch, complete with birthday mousse
F) A digital copy of Punk Rock Girl from Eric
G) A Freedom Tower
H) Madly, totally, awesomely laid
I) All of the above
J) All of the above except laid
Guess! G'head!
Giant tampons or upside-down birthday candles? You be the judge!
posted by Helen the Felon at 3:31 PM
6 Comments:
I choose J for the win.
I thought you weren't a big fan of the holidays/b-day, so I didn't make an effort. Oh well.
Happy Belated.
Don't know what that is in the pic, but my dirty mind is saying it's something wrong.
Hey, happy birthday! Sounds like you had fun, and no wonder. Those giant tampons look like they can party.
I'm going with "I" because, y'know what, the day's not over yet!!!
Mwah!!
Happy Belated Helen!
I too am going to go with "i". No harm being optimistic :D
And those giant tampons are terrifying.
Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
Those look more like horrible, misshapen, mutant sperm to me.
Happy Birthday. Sorry you were born so close to when Jesus was. I bet he got all the presents.
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