Helen's Mailbag
Believe it or not, this bitch has fans.
Okay, one fan.
But he sent me a present!
Well, kinda.
Joshua L. from Minneapolis, MN, writes, "I was thinking of you when I found this."
Wow, thanks Joshua! It brings a tear to my eye, knowing that you have me in mind. It's you, the fan, who makes all the hard work worthwhile. This Butt's For You.
Okay, one fan.
But he sent me a present!
Well, kinda.
Joshua L. from Minneapolis, MN, writes, "I was thinking of you when I found this."
Wow, thanks Joshua! It brings a tear to my eye, knowing that you have me in mind. It's you, the fan, who makes all the hard work worthwhile. This Butt's For You.
posted by Helen the Felon at 5:34 PM
9 Comments:
What is it? What does it do?
Who cares? It says "fart"! Yay!
In a comment that is completely unrelated to this post: Your past 8 posts have convinced me to add you to my Bloglines.
Not only does it say fart, it's called Hellena.
And it's called Hellena.
Exactly! Listen to my fan...he knows things.
I guess 'fart' in Polish, where this drink is made, means 'lucky streak' or 'roll'.
Fart
Oh my god...you just said "fart" and "streak" in the same sentence. I am so close to pissing myself right now that it's barely funny.
So, further explanation of funny 'foreign' words... on my post about your post, I guess 'pussi' means 'bag'.
And 'cocki', means 'sugar' in Finnish.
Shoot. I deleted the email.
It was from a friend, emailing on the post.
Do with that information, what you will.
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