Crank is jank
Please pay rapt attention and excuse her typos, because Hedda Lettuce has some important things to tell you about crystal meth.
posted by Helen the Felon at 3:30 PM
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
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4 Comments:
Crystal? That is sooo 20th Century.
In Denver, yes. Oddly, though, meth only recently caught on to the same degree in NY, and right now the use amongst the gays is about where it was in Denver in 1999-2000. I think meth was considered too "backwater" for New York for a long time, but no longer. Bleh.
Regardless, though...the bit about the eyelashes glued to the ashtray made green tea shoot out my nose. Hedda is so my people.
So does that mean snorting Oxycontin is going to be the next big thing in NYC?
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