What I am is what I am
Completely and totally over:
- Baseless, insecurity-laden snobbery
- People who don't walk on the right
- Finger-pointing (both the literal and figurative types)
- Ward Churchill
- Being broke
- Online dating
- Rain
- Gothamist
- Smug, self-congratulatory, crappy, derivative indie rock(ers)
- Bandwagon World Cup fanatics
- Veterinary crises
- Ted Nugent
- Politics
- Boredom
- Missing my CO/CA/Kuwait posse
- Flip flops on men
Theoretically over, but deeply enmeshed with:
- Inaction
- Corporate America
- Weight obsessing
- Singlehood
- Sebastian Bach
- Blogging
- Cowardice
- Insomnia
- Complacency
- Gawker
Still completely and totally okay with:
- Booze
- Ativan
- Gnarls Barkley
- Mel Brooks
- Living alone
- Online shopping
- Having health insurance
- HBO
- Rice Krispies
- Target
- Scott Ian
- Netflix
- Trent
- My shrink
- Prospect Park
- Flip flops on me
posted by Helen the Felon at 2:57 PM
9 Comments:
I'm now convinced that Pink's song "Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)" should be your theme song.
I thought of you for some reason when I first heard it, and the part about so being over being single, but being so ok with living alone confirmed it completely.
And don't be over blogging! We love you too much for you to be over it.
this is great. i can agree with you on many fronts. specifically, i am also totally ok with booze, my therapist (i'm off the meds so no more shrink!), hbo & target. and i am SO OVER veterinary emergencies! hello, the next time my cat chooses to eat azaleas i am just gonna have to let her learn her lesson the *really* hard way.
But what if I am a smug, self-congratulatory, crappy, derivative blogger? Do you still love me? Or is that baseless and insecure?
What up with Sebastian Bach? Because he's a tard on 'Supergroup'? [Not that I watch it, but have seen clips, like him almost falling off that speaker in Vegas].
I love your lists..I see alot of myself in them as many of your legions of readers probably do also..
Rock on Helen..your the vodka in my soda tonight :)
People who don't walk on the right.
I know! If people are going to be all xenophobic and anti-immigrant, the least they can do is be a true American and walk on the correct side of the sidewalk.
All I'm saying is that flip-flops on men are much MUCH better than the alternatives - Tevas and Birkenstocks are the ugliest things EVER invented.
Seriously, EVER.
I like ativan, but not when I'm driving.
Mel Brooks, however...I can deal with him whether I'm driving or not.
Sudiegirl
clearly we're related.
love,
your doppelganger
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