To the guy on the subway this morning with the raging case of pinkeye, who made his way across the car and squeezed himself in right next to me...
Thanks, man. That was just...wow, great. Made my day. Seriously.
posted by Helen the Felon at 11:43 AM
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yeah that was me. sorry, couldn't resist
And to them, whoever they are, I say, oozing is losing.
Because he totally was.
After looking at your photo I think the gentleman in question made a very wise choice.
So my bangin' rack is conjunctivitis-worthy, then? That's, um...awesome, or something.
Would you rather have an eye ulcer or live in Texas? Yeah, that’s always going to trump everything.
At least he didn't confuse you for a lesbian?
GayProf...yeah, you win, baby. I'll take that pinkeye to go, please.
And Dan...look, I've done gay stuff, and I've also had pinkeye. (For the record, not at the same time.) At any rate, I'll take that vagina to go, please.
Oops! I totally misunderstood what 'pinkeye' meant. Sorry, I have a one track mind. Must be because i'm English!
eeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
I have no friggin clue how I arrived at your blog, perhaps I was click-happy as usual..but you rock woman..thanks for the laughs..I really needed them today.
That's hot!
Helen, how did you manage to not jump him and rip his clothes off? A fine specimen of maleness like that?
Oh, Helen, I'm so sorry I didn't run into you after I'd contracted the botfly larvae in my head in Costa Rica and was travelling the subways with blood and botfly effluvia running down my face. It would have been hott. ...t.
Helen...
Duuuude...
You should have totally taken a photo
with your cell phone camera.
It's all the rage now a days it seems...
With everybody flashing they're ding dongs and ho hos on the subway...
A little posting of pink eye would have totally broken up the monotony.
;)
Your bangin' rack is worth two pink eyes.
Although I have had a RAGING case of pink eye all week, it was NOT me!
Helen, are you sure he had pink eye? Maybe he was half Albino?
Eeew!!! That's soooo lovely.
The joys of public transit.
~Lachlan
Okay, people. Pink Eye is a serious illness that afflicts thousands--perhaps millions including unreported cases--of people every year. Instead of laughing and poking fun, why not join the effort to set up mascera wand exchanges on every corner in every city across the nation. Contact this brave angel to learn more information: http://www.myspace.com/dinamartina.
Just like Pink Eye, Ignorance can spread like wildfire. Help us help you stamp it out.
(This message has been brought to you by the People Against the Myopic View Of Optic Dysfunction -- PATMVOOD)
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