Note to self
Dear Helen,
Do me a favor, willya? Next time, eat more than a Hershey bar for dinner before you take me out drinking, mmmmmkay? Come on, now. We're 32 years old. We know better. Dumbass.
Affectionately,
Your achin' fuckin' head
ps. Just for the record, thanks for a good time. That Poop guy throws a pretty sweet party, and it's nice that we don't seem to hate boys quite so much anymore. I appreciate you letting me use the right hand to grab that Alexis chick's ass, too. Yowza. -yafh
Do me a favor, willya? Next time, eat more than a Hershey bar for dinner before you take me out drinking, mmmmmkay? Come on, now. We're 32 years old. We know better. Dumbass.
Affectionately,
Your achin' fuckin' head
ps. Just for the record, thanks for a good time. That Poop guy throws a pretty sweet party, and it's nice that we don't seem to hate boys quite so much anymore. I appreciate you letting me use the right hand to grab that Alexis chick's ass, too. Yowza. -yafh
posted by Helen the Felon at 1:19 PM
2 Comments:
oh, you don't need to eat more than a hershey bar. just make sure you take 2 advil and drink a gallon of gatorade before you go to sleep. in the am you will wake up refreshed and ready to start your day, no matter how many martini's and vodka shots you had.
love,
your 31-year old friend.
You're right, Jess. It's just that it's not the same, now that I don't have limitless amounts of free Google Gatorade at my disposal. My hangovers were always gone by 9:30, back in the Big G days...Sigh...
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